
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
The boys…
They have arrived….
As if we needed more proof that Mark 42 is the Moon Moon of Tony’s suits.
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
my favorite disney princess is john green
SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
PEOPLE WHO BUMP THE DESK WHILE YOU’RE DRAWING/WRITING
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me
My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese