i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with
i wish i had a super tight group of criminals that i knitted with
So I am socially required to shave my legs and armpits but white boys aren’t socially required to shave their stringy greasy failed mini moustaches?
whenever jennifer lawrence says:
i laugh sooo fuckin hard because honestly all i can think of is:
I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!